Congress to Discuss UFOs in Upcoming Week

Aliens, Congress, and the Upcoming Week: A Match Made in the Cosmos

Well, folks, it seems our beloved Congress has finally run out of earthly matters to discuss. In a move that’s sure to make Mulder and Scully proud, they’ve decided to turn their attention to the skies. Yes, you heard it right. The same folks who can’t agree on healthcare or taxes are now going to tackle the question that has plagued mankind for centuries: Are we alone in the universe?

UFOs: The New Congressional Pastime

It’s not every day that you hear about Congress discussing Unidentified Flying Objects (UFOs). But then again, it’s not every day that you hear about Congress discussing anything productive. So, in a way, this is a step up. At least they’re thinking outside the box… or should we say, outside the planet?

Perhaps they’re hoping to find intelligent life out there because they’re having a hard time finding it here. Or maybe they’re just trying to distract us from the fact that they still haven’t passed a budget. Either way, it’s sure to be an interesting week on Capitol Hill.

What to Expect from the Discussion

Now, we don’t want to make any assumptions, but we’re guessing the discussion will go something like this:

1. Someone will suggest that aliens are responsible for climate change.
2. Someone else will argue that we should build a wall in space to keep the aliens out.
3. And then someone will inevitably bring up the idea of taxing the aliens.

Of course, we’re just speculating here. But given their track record, it’s not entirely out of the question.

Will We Finally Get Some Answers?

Will this discussion finally give us the answers we’ve been looking for? Will we finally learn the truth about Area 51? Will we finally find out if the moon landing was a hoax? Probably not. But hey, at least it’ll give us something to laugh about.

So, buckle up, folks. It’s going to be a wild ride. And who knows? Maybe by the end of it, we’ll have made contact with extraterrestrial life. Or at least, we’ll have some new memes to enjoy.

Yo, Congress in session, talkin’ ’bout UFOs,

Lookin’ for answers, but nobody knows.

They can’t agree on taxes, can’t pass a bill,

But they think they can solve the alien thrill?

It’s a cosmic joke, a celestial jest,

But hey, at least they’re trying their best.

So here’s to Congress, and their alien quest,

May the force be with them, and all the rest.