AI Giants Pledge Third-Party Testing and Watermarking: A Comedy of Errors?
In a move that’s about as surprising as a Kardashian selfie, the AI Giants have pledged to introduce third-party testing and watermarking in a meeting with President Biden. Yes, you heard it right folks, the same companies that have been playing fast and loose with our data are now promising to be good little boys and girls.
Third-Party Testing: The New Buzzword
Apparently, the AI Giants have discovered a new buzzword: third-party testing. It’s like they’ve just discovered the concept of accountability. They’ve promised to let independent bodies test their AI systems for safety and bias.
“We’re committed to ensuring our AI systems are safe and unbiased,” said a spokesperson for the AI Giants, presumably with a straight face.
Watermarking: Because We Can’t Trust Them
In addition to third-party testing, the AI Giants have also pledged to introduce watermarking on their AI-generated content. This is to help us, the unsuspecting public, distinguish between real and AI-generated content. Because, you know, we can’t trust them to tell us the truth.
The Meeting with Biden: A Masterclass in Irony
The meeting with President Biden was a masterclass in irony. The same companies that have been accused of undermining democracy were now pledging to protect it.
“We’re committed to working with the Biden administration to ensure the responsible use of AI,” said the spokesperson, presumably while trying not to laugh.
Conclusion: A Comedy of Errors?
So there you have it, folks. The AI Giants have pledged to introduce third-party testing and watermarking. It’s like watching a comedy of errors. The same companies that have been playing fast and loose with our data are now promising to be good little boys and girls.
But hey, who knows? Maybe they’ll surprise us. Maybe they’ll actually follow through on their promises. And maybe, just maybe, pigs will fly.
“AI Giants pledging, watermarking, testing,
Promises they’re making, no more jesting,
Meeting with Biden, talking ’bout trust,
But we all know, it’s just a bust.
They say they’ll change, but it’s all the same,
Just another player, in the corporate game.”
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