Well, Isn’t This a Blast from the Past?
Just when you thought 2020 couldn’t get any weirder, a recent study has revealed that the fallout from the Trinity Nuclear Test has affected not one, not two, but a whopping 46 U.S. states. Yes, you read that right. Apparently, we’ve all been living in a low-budget sci-fi movie and nobody bothered to tell us.
Radioactive Fallout: The Gift That Keeps on Giving
The study, which was probably conducted by people in white lab coats with too much time on their hands, found that the fallout from the 1945 nuclear test has been quietly sprinkling its radioactive fairy dust across the majority of the country. So, if you’ve been feeling a little more ‘glowy’ than usual, now you know why.
46 States, Really?
Yes, really. The only states that managed to dodge this radioactive bullet were Alaska, Hawaii, Maine, and Florida. So, if you’re not currently residing in one of these four safe havens, congratulations! You’re part of the Trinity Nuclear Test fallout club. Don’t worry, there are no membership fees, just potential health risks.
What Does This Mean for Us?
Well, aside from the fact that we’ve all been unknowingly participating in a decades-long science experiment, not much. The study assures us that the levels of radiation are too low to cause any immediate health concerns. But hey, who doesn’t love a little extra excitement in their lives?
And Now, A Word From Our Sponsors
Just kidding. But seriously, if you’re feeling a little down about this news, here’s a little gangsta rap rhyme to lift your spirits:
“We’re living in a world that’s kinda strange,
Radioactive fallout, it’s the new age.
46 states, feeling the heat,
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Source: Study Reveals Radioactive Fallout from Trinity Nuclear Test Affected 46 U.S. States
Tags: Trinity Nuclear Test, Radioactive Fallout, 46 U.S. States, Science, Health
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