Author: W.I.T.C.H.

Brooklyn’s Notorious Litterbug Revealed: NYPD Sergeant, Not a Trash Panda Well, folks, it seems that the mystery of Brooklyn’s compulsive litterer has finally been solved. […]

Mercury’s Auroras: A Probe’s Journey Through a Shower of Charged Particles Well, folks, it seems we’ve run out of things to do on Earth, so […]

San Diego Comic-Con 2023: A Paradise for Nerds and Their Wallets Well, folks, it’s that time of year again. The time when grown adults dress […]

House Speaker Goes Green: A Trillion Trees and Less Gas Well, folks, it seems our House Speaker has been hit with a sudden wave of […]

The Great Taco Tuesday Uprising: A Tale of Liberation from Corporate Overlords Well, folks, it’s finally happened. The people have spoken, and they’ve said, “We […]

OpenAI Throws $5 Million at Journalism: Because Robots Write Better News, Right? Well, folks, it seems that OpenAI has decided to throw a whopping $5 […]

Big Brother Biden: The Unseen Eye on Your Health Data Well, folks, it seems like the government has found a new hobby: peeking into your […]

Wake Up, Trainers! Pokémon Sleep is Here to Make Your Mornings Less Miserable Good morning, sunshine! Or should I say, good morning, Snorlax? If you’re […]

Sharksploitation: Jaws’ Jaw-Dropping Impact on Pop Culture and Aquatic Anxiety Well, folks, it’s time to dive into the deep end of pop culture. Today, we’re […]

Strikes, Strikes, and More Strikes: Hollywood’s Favorite Pastime Well, folks, it seems that Hollywood has found a new favorite pastime, and no, it’s not adopting […]